"I'm a beekeeper," replied his new-found friend.
"You're joking! Really? That's amazing. I'm a beekeeper too. I never met another beekeeper before," said the first apiarist.
"You're a beekeeper too? Well I never did. How many bees have you got then?" Beekeeper 2 enquired.
"I've got 300,000 bees in six hives," came the reply.
"300,000 hey? 6 hives you say? Not bad. That's a canny number," the questioner acknowledged.
"So how many bees do you have?" He was asked in return.
"I have a million bees," was his response.
"A million! Wow! How many hives do you have?" The first Beekeeper asked further.
"I have one hive," came the rather surprising answer.
"What?!? A million bees and only one hive?" The first beekeeper looked astonished and spat out a bit of his beer.
"Yeh. Fuck 'em! They're only bees," the million-bee-aire said in a matter of fact tone.
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