TURKISH

If you scan my Facebook photo album called 'Tanks and Tats UK' you will notice that I received some comments on some of the pictures from my friend Serpil Altinova in Turkey.

Now Turkish really isn't my strong point, so I found myself an online translator for the job.

Here are some results I got:-

sapka hastasi - The hat patient

harbi uçuksun - The ramrod offers an oral herpes

Shortly afterwards I was talking on MSN to a friend of mine, who apparently has hidden talents and can speak Turkish.

Her translations were:-

sapka hastasi - Crazy hat guy

harbi uçuksun - You're utterly out there

Either the people who wrote the online translator have a good sense of humour, or there are some cracking double-entendres available in Turkish!