UNREPENTANT

I was listening to the news on local radio the other day. They reported on a story about a man who had gone on the rampage in Meadowhall Shopping Centre. The man apparently ran amock with a rusty old cheese grater, stopping random terrorised shoppers and rubbing the grater over their faces.

It was over half an hour before the man was apprehended by security staff and handed over to the police.

Appearing at Sheffield Magistrates' Court yesterday, the man (who had pleaded guilty) was asked by the chief magistrate if he felt any remorse for the fear and injury he had caused.

"No! Why should I?" The grater fiend replied. "It's no skin off my nose."